In fact, we have so many feelings about food, glorious food, we wrote them down (on Instagram, natch).

Create one here. Seize the moment. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Jul 23, 2016 at 1:45pm PDT. Something about the smell of creamed butter and sugar or just-baked cookies wafting in the air makes everything seem right. Togetherness, exactly. Food is, of course, everywhere, and is inextricably bound to our daily lives. In fact, we have so many feelings about food, glorious food, we wrote them down (on Instagram, natch). Check out the gut-busting collection of funny food quotes below. –Me, preheating the oven. Bananas are one of my loveliest fruit ever!

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. Quote. Quotes. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on May 8, 2017 at 3:32pm PDT.

Funny quotes.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Custom and user added quotes with pictures. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. / We're anxious to try it / Three banquets a day / Our favorite diet! Funny Food Sayings and Quotes Seize the moment. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. He kills for food. Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness. The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta. Fruit and vegetables are doubtless eaten for their unique taste and flavor, yet their health and healing properties have been known for centuries. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Apr 17, 2016 at 2:20pm PDT, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Apr 9, 2016 at 2:43pm PDT. Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food. / What next is the question? Food is not only about nutrition. You have choice over your thoughts,actions, words and every morsel you eat.

Every day is National Doughnut Day if you put your mind to it. Mealtimes can be an opportunity for caring and thoughtfulness.

/ Rich gentlemen have it, boys / Indigestion! I’ve forgotten a lot of things in life. The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. Why don't we make natural foods?

Food is a great unifier. Baking a batch of cookies will bring back enthusiasm to youngsters who are 'dying or boredom.'. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me. I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni. Cheese it is a peevish elf. You artiste! Food is vital, but also associated with enjoyment.

Remember all those women on the "Titanic" who waved off the dessert cart. Humor keeps us alive. Unless there are three other people. Well, you could, but it would just be bad pizza, though. I plan my outfit based on how much food I plan on eating. The most heavily advertised foods are consumed the most. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Jul 16, 2016 at 8:28am PDT, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Dec 1, 2016 at 1:30pm PST, My mind says “abs” but my heart says “cheese fries.”, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Jun 18, 2016 at 12:04pm PDT. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Feb 18, 2017 at 4:55pm PST, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Feb 8, 2017 at 11:37am PST, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Feb 3, 2017 at 11:48am PST, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Dec 18, 2016 at 3:00pm PST. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Jun 21, 2017 at 8:07pm PDT. A meal has never been one of them. Fast food, feed me fast / I've been waiting for an aeon / And I just won't last / I want fast food, I want food fast, The lettuce heads cried, 'don't chop us in half' / And they screamed for their vegetable lives / The cook just smiled, and he let out a laugh / And his eyes shone like knives, The cream separated, and the milk was skimmed / And the fork ran away with the spoon / The curtains were drawn, and the lights were dimmed / And music filled the room. We all eat, and it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly. Me eating fries: I should eat more salad. #waffles #foodjunkie #hashtag.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. People often feed the hungry so that nothing may disturb their own enjoyment of a good meal. Red meat is not bad for you. Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. Food is our common ground, a universal experience. ", A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Jul 11, 2017 at 3:38am PDT. I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it. Hot dogs are the essence of summer. If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger. Why does man kill?

Why would anyone wanna bury food? Sign up for PureWow to get more daily discoveries sent straight to your inbox. Food is... love. And yeah, “snacking” on seven almonds is good for you, blah blah. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. Food, glorious food! We're supposed to be exercising. I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food! You can't make pizza without cheese. I love Korean food, Japanese, Italian, French. Your diet is a bank account. Q: What do you call a person who actually likes dark chocolate more than milk chocolate? Clean eating journal. Wait. When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich. I really don't think I need buns of steel. Unless they're trying to age it for flavor. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Aug 27, 2016 at 2:44pm PDT. They're better bound for people's health. Every time you eat a hamburger you are having a relationship with thousands of people you never met. The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. Humor and food. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Apr 8, 2017 at 7:02am PDT. Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. Love is an open door…to a really good bakery. 9178 matching entries found. Fries before guys…and pretty much everything else. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. category for your enjoyment. The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating. How dare you say the words “clean eating” in front of my friends*? Food is the most important meal of the day. All you need is love. Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Nov 18, 2016 at 11:56am PST. Food, glorious food! Me eating salad: These fries are terrible. Quote. When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a load with a field in the middle of it. No surprise. Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken. Lunch Hollywood-style---a hot dog and vintage wine. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Day 1: I am a goddess and my body is a temple. Humor keeps us alive. Don't forget food. / Peas, pudding and / saveloys! Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Feb 10, 2016 at 1:47pm PST, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Feb 9, 2016 at 6:06am PST, I am not currently subscribed to PureWow.com, so please subscribe, I am already subscribed to PureWow.com, let me tell you the email address I used to subscribe, Please accept the terms and privacy statement by checking the box below. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid. ), A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Jul 6, 2017 at 7:32pm PDT, A post shared by PureWow (@purewow) on Jun 22, 2017 at 7:35pm PDT. Humor and food. You can go a week without laughing. / While we're in the mood / Cold jelly and custard! Garlic bread--it's the future, I've tasted it. I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a moustache. Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. You always have the power of choice and the power to heal your body. You've got to eat twenty a day for five weeks before you get results. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. Vegetables are a must on a diet. The ideal peach will be full of sweetness and juice and free of bruises. Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. Food always comes to those who love to cook. Below, 33 quotes that will ring true for anyone who has never “forgotten” to eat lunch.