Turns out it's hot sauce! 2 Chicken, Shrimp, or Hot Vegetable flavored Ramen noodles 1 Pouch of Tuna 1 Large spoonful of cheese spread (use jalapeño cheese if you like heat) 1 Large spoonful of 'Salad Dressing' (like Miracle Whip) Water … I was dating my husband at the time and he was on the way over! Start off with your two Top Ramen noodles in a small bag. Kelly Umphenour (author) from St. Louis, MO on September 19, 2012: Hi irc7815 - thank you! Great hub and lots of fun! Piper Kerman, author of Orange Is the New Black, the basis for Netflix's … ~David Jones. on September 18, 2012: I did indeed enjoy the humor. I wish I owned it. Original,unique, very clever and thanks for sharing. She cooks a lot of her meals in the microwave. Susan Zutautas from Ontario, Canada on September 17, 2012: When I think of prisoners making meals I always think of the movie GoodFellas .... man those guys could cook :), We have a low security prison not too far from us that Al did the drywall in. Wikimedia Commons (CC BY SA 3.0) / David Shankbone. If you have some syrup left over from breakfast you can add some rich maple flavor! Directions: Though Chef Boyar-P is decidedly anti-ramen (too much sodium), prison surprise is one of the more legendary jail dishes around, and the rapper decided to bless us with a recipe all the same. Correctional Cheesecake. Nice...and fitting that one of the biggest cons in history should call dinner the same (although I'd have to see it to believe it.). The electrical contractor I last worked for had about 3 electricians that lived on boats in Grafton, IL, taking the ferry to get to the jobsite in STL everyday. Thanks for the humor!! ;). Cover the cookies with the peanut butter frosting. Remember the early jail bird gets the worm....be the first inmate to … Apparently you couldn't taste the diff either because I had so much trouble NOT laughing when he swore it was the best meatloaf he had ever had:) hahaha. I forgot to mention, I have heard of some guys trying to fry the bologna although I am not sure that would help! I was pretty poor too when my oldest was a baby. If you thought you wrote it - I am pretty proud of myself right now:) lol. I love it and I love your humor! Kathryn from Windsor, Connecticut on September 07, 2013: I have seen your name every so often, and was curious about you. Now you can set sail on your dream boat and have a gazillion ways to dine in a small space! Thanks for SHARING. Making the actual food in the cinch sack was killing my kids! If you have some syrup left over from breakfast you can add some rich maple flavor! No Hannibal the Cannibal recipes? I would have internet! I knew a lady who used to make wine out of grapes and it was pretty good! hahaha. My first thought was... how DID she know all of this? Thanks for sharing this with us, and have a great day! He gave me a lot of my secret recipes:))) hahahaha, Hi Amy! I also like the link to billybuc's funny bachelor post. Great to see ya:), I do adore the vision of life on a boat...I have wanted to do that for a long time. Now I know ill never let them take me alive! If you are a bad cook - even this could be a step UP for you! o��mY�2Ŧd�Ж[*�. It isn't practical now (living on the Mississippi really doesn't serve my vision, you know?) Crumble up all the Hershey bars on top of cookies. Tammy from North Carolina on September 18, 2012: I had a good chuckle. Hi Julie :) LOL LOL I was dying laughing wondering what you guys were gonna think about this one! Directions: Spread peanut butter on top of the honey bun. Madoff Manoodle Made Ma Morning! lol, Hi Pamela99 - thank you so much! "And it should be the law: If you use the word "paradigm" without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. I loved this. Roll the combined ingredients in the bag and cook for 5 minutes. Add creamer, sugar, and the hot cocoa. Even if you are in jail, there are ways to make foods that will delight the palate of anyone who has been incarcerated for several years. Thanks! It was his gig = postage stamps, smokes, whatever would be traded for a box of juice! Thank you! Thank you! I have been thinking about you! Thank you! Crunch all the noodles, spice packets and additives up. You can relax and enjoy the party while everyone chows down with a non-threatening spork. Prison Recipes. :) lol! Kelly Umphenour (author) from St. Louis, MO on February 17, 2013: Thank you so much veggie8head! I'll keep these in case I end up in the slammer...lol, Good Morning Susan! Simply pour the noodles into the bag, crush them with shower shoes or murderous strength. Many of them are facing legal challenges and might need to know how to cook a more "simple" meal. Way to go! of milk for 60 seconds and add the 4 packs of hot cocoa to milk. This party spread can be made for a party of two (romantic evening) or the whole gang! Haha. I'll link this to my bachelor recipe hubs. Directions: Mix the instant coffee with the boiled water and stir. Kelly Umphenour (author) from St. Louis, MO on September 20, 2012: Scott - me too! I guess it's just a way of keeping real names outta stuff. hahaha. Vinaya Ghimire from Nepal on September 18, 2012: I see this world as a jail so I better learn to make Cappuccino and noodle your way. Kelly Umphenour (author) from St. Louis, MO on September 18, 2012: Hey jessefutch - I have a brother in law that is a long distance OTR:) lol But then again - his wife cooks like shit too so it probably doesn't make much difference to him:) hahaha Thanks a lot! YUM! I want to throw my hat in (probably make good soup), to tell you that this was hilarious. Doesn't everyone? lol I can tell you a million and one ways to get there - and every single one of them would probably be lots of fun to do too! My favorite is the cappuccino though.